Occasionally I really do come across a film I’m not very
familiar with. By and large, these are movies from the 1980s, a time period
when no one in my family was particularly conversant with pop culture, and thus
is a giant mystery to us all. And so it happened that last night, when I
watched Red Dawn, it was the first
time I’d ever seen the movie.
It was…bad. Really really bad.
Now I love a good Tom Clancy novel like the rest of them,
and this is a pretty hardcore rendition, including starring turns by the likes
of Patrick Swayze, Charlie Sheen, and Jennifer Gray, but it’s not a good film.
Like, at all.
And that’s fine. Lots of people love bad movies, and if this
one was a little (incredibly) light on character development and motivation,
then that can be okay. The reason I hated it was because of how they treated
their female characters.
Let’s start back at the beginning.
Red Dawn is one of
those classic creations of the Cold War, when everyone was just waiting for the
US and the USSR to start World War III because someone pushed someone on the
playground. It was a pretty common theme in everything, but Red Dawn took the opportunity to
question what would happen if the USSR and Cuba invaded middle America. It’s an
intriguing question, I guess, but the result wasn’t so good. Apparently what
you get is a bunch of teenagers turning to guerrilla warfare and killing lots of
people in increasingly tactically unfeasible ways.
That’s the whole plot.
There is nothing in the way of character development, to the
extent that I never learned a character’s name in the whole thing. They are
known to me as In Charge Dude, That Guy’s Brother, Anger Management Issues,
Whiny, Inappropriate Crushes Girl, Baby Is In A Corner, Whiny, and Cannon
Fodder. This is a sorry state.
There were two women in the film, though, who ostensibly had
names and were characters, so let’s talk about them.
They had just as little character development as the guys.
Okay, more broadly, the two girls in the movie are the
granddaughters of some random dude, who asks the Wolverines (our heroes, I
think) to take care of them because all the Russians want to rape them. The
girls then integrate into the group with a few completely incomprehensible scenes,
and before you know it, they’re crying and being nearly raped while they plant
pipe bombs, crying and nearly being raped while recruiting help, crying and
nearly being raped while finding food, and much more.
I think you can get where I’m going with this.
Not only are they constantly in danger, and represented less
as useful members of the team, but more as babysitting charges who can
occasionally carry things, even that aspect of their personalities isn’t dealt
with in the story! There is no cohesion to their development or lack thereof in
the entire film. What we get is snippets of dialogue probably intended to show
that they were empowered female characters, and instead show that whoever wrote
this has never talked to a girl.
Take in point Inappropriate Crushes Girl. She’s actually
played by Lea Thompson, who was Marty McFly’s mother in Back to the Future, so the name is super accurate. She is always
presented as a little off. She cries a lot, gets offended at weird stuff, and
doesn’t talk much. According to her sister? cousin? this is because “something
happened to her.” I can only assume they mean by this that she was raped. Or
hit repeatedly in the head.
She comes across a downed US Colonel, and instead of going, “hey,
maybe I can talk to this guy about his family and make him feel better”, she
uses the questions about his wife to kind of hit on him, which made everyone in
the audience when I saw it go, “Ewwwwww.”
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When the Colonel dies later in the movie (there is no such
thing as spoilers for a movie from the 1980s), she is devastated and sobs about
never loving anyone again. Wait, she loved him? When? Why?
And then there’s her sister-cousin, who races in and out of
nearly being raped for the entire film, only to be shot in the final reel, and
for us suddenly to be told that there is a great romance between her and In
Charge Dude. Again, when? Why?
This is an eighties action movie, so my standards aren’t
that high, but when you take the only two female characters in the whole thing,
and then make them pawns to their emotions and romantic feelings, constant rape
bait, and utterly inept, then ask us to care when they get their hearts broken,
it kind of feels like cheating.
Stop it.
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And, yes, they are making a remake. But it's in production hell, so we'll probably never see it. |
That is Chris Hempsworth in the remake, isn't it? I remember it from our Movie Mogul picks.
ReplyDeleteYup. And Jeffrey Dean Morgan is in it too.
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